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If you find anything offensive and against our policy please report it here with a link to the page. We will do everything to make this an enjoyable platform for everyone. What do u call a mouse that walks with 2 legs? Mickey mouse. Home Jokes What do u call a mouse that walks with 2 legs? Them : That should be easy! It's Donald Duck! They might say something else but it's common! Mickey Mouse. Donald, of course! Stay with the Disney theme. BUT don't tell him he has no hind legs!
Crawls on 4, walks on 2, and later walks with a cane The riddle of the sphinx is: what walks on 4 legs in the morning, 2 in the afternoon, and3 in the evening? Mice have four legs. Bipedal means that the animal walks on 2 legs. Quadrupedal means that the animal walks on 4 legs. Something that walks on two legs is called a biped and something that walks on four legs is a quadruped. A human. A baby crawls on his 2 hands and 2 legs, a grown man walks on 2 legs, and an old man walks on his 2 legs and with a crutch that acts like a third leg.
Mickey mouse! It has two hands and two legs. The answer is man With Many Detachable Legs. A Person. First they crawl, then they walk, then they use a cane. Log in. Jokes and Riddles. Study now. See Answer.
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