A: Looking in the recycling bin for something retro. If a tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it, a hipster will buy it on vinyl. Q: How many hipsters does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Dude, the light bulb was cooler before it changed. Q: How many hipsters can you get into a phone booth?
A: One, any more and it would be too mainstream. Q: How many hipsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Q: What do you get when you combine a Starbucks and Yoga class? If a tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it, a hipster will buy the soundtrack?
How do you know if someone is a true hipster or not? Wait until they tell you their not, then you know they are. Q: How many hipsters does it take to flush a toilet? Q: Why did the hipster burn his tongue? A: He drank low fat non whip frapp before it was cool. A: Mortician. All of his work is 6 feet underground. Q: You know what would make America great again? A: If we kept the Mexicans and deported the hipsters. Q: How do you know if Shakira is still cool?
What do you get when you combine a Starbucks and Yoga class? How did it turn out? She jumped up, thanked me, kissed me on the mouth, and ran out the door yelling, 'I'll see you in two hours'.
More jokes about: birthday , love , sex , wife. The below are valid reasons as to why drinking should be allowed at work. If you use them wisely, you may even be able to convince your boss to allow alcohol.
It's an incentive to show up. It reduces stress. It leads to more honest communications. It reduces complaints about low pay. It cuts down on time off because you can work with a hangover. Employees tell management what they think, not what management wants to hear. It helps save on heating costs in the winter. It encourages carpooling.
Increases job satisfaction because if you have a bad job you don't care. It eliminates vacations because people would rather come to work. It makes fellow employees look better. It makes the cafeteria food taste better. Bosses are more likely to hand out raises when they are wasted. Salary negotiations are a lot more profitable.
More jokes about: alcohol , holiday , money , winter , work. Do Angels fly? Dad calls her 'My Angel' all the time! More jokes about: dad , kids , love. After a long day of winter sporting, we headed back to the ski lodge. As it was small, a cramped place to stay, we decided it was most fitting to sleep in the same bed. Myself in the middle and my two friends either side of me. In the middle of the night, the guy on the right woke up and said, "I have had a dream where I was given the best handjob ever!
I thought I was skiing. More jokes about: dirty , friendship , sex , sport , winter.
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